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THE PRIEST AND THE FROG
One day, a priest was walking through a forest...
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HELPING OUT WITH A CRIME
To help someone before they commit a crime
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VISITING A GRAVE
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother
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THE PICTURE
George had responded to a call from his attorney
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THE PLUMBER
On coming home from a late night at the office
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THE QUESTION GAME
A blonde and a lawyer found themselves sitting next to each other on a plane.
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EATING THE GRASS
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic-looking men by the side of the road
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LOSING A COURT CASE
After telling a friend about losing a court case
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LAWYER IN HEAVEN?
A priest and a lawyer died and went to heaven...
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THE OLDEST PROFESSION
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
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BROOKFIELD ZOO DOLPHIN LAWSUIT: WOMAN SUES OVER FALL SHE BLAMES ON WET FLOOR
Wet floors are slippery. Dolphins love to splash. So the folks who run the Brookfield Zoo should have known accidents were bound to happen, according
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POLISH WOMAN SUES EGYPTIAN HOTEL CLAIMING 13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER GOT PREGNANT FROM SWIMMING POOL
A woman is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant — from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old retur
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WAXING MISHAP SPARKS $160 MILLION LAWSUIT
A New Jersey woman, who said she got second and third-degree burns after using hot wax made by Sally Hansen, is now going after the company.
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BAR-BOP AT YOUR OWN RISK!
An Irish tourist who slipped while dancing on a bar can't blame the bar owners, a Manhattan judge has ruled, tossing out her negligence suit.
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GREENBRIER MAN SUES RESTAURANT COMPANY
LEWISBURG — A Greenbrier County resident has filed a civil lawsuit against Wendy’s hamburger restaurant chain for injuries allegedly sustained from an
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STUDENT SUES TO GET A+
March 2003: High school senior Brian Delekta was so distraught that he got an A in one of his courses that he sued the school system. He felt he deser
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GIRLS SUED FOR BAKING COOKIES
July 2005: Two well-meaning teenage girls in Durango, Colorado decided one summer night to bake cookies for their neighbors. They packaged the baked t
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MAN SUES WIFE
Man Sues Wife for Donated Kidney January 2009:
After Long Island doctor Richard Batista was slapped with divorce papers from his cheating wife,
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SUED WINNEBAGO AFTER CRASHING IT
In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruis
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SUED A NIGHTCLUB AFTER SHE FELL WHILE SNEAKING IN
In December 1997, Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom
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