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STAMP RECALL
Did you hear...
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TRADING SANDWICHES
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks...
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WHEN YOU KNOW YOU MUST BE REALLY DRUNK
A man sat down at a bar...
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THE ATTORNEY AFTERLIFE
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven...
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THREE QUESTIONS
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer...
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PRIZED POSSESSIONS
A lawyer was driving his big BMW...
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A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
The devil visited a lawyer's office...
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YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer
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CONSULTATION FEES
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed
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TWO LAWYERS WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS
Two lawyers walking through the woods
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RACK ATTACK
Bachelor parties can be hazardous to your health. Paul Shimkonis, a physical therapist from Florida, learned this the hard way in September 1996. Duri
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WOMAN SUES NIKE OVER POOR SHOE DESIGN
The Nike Corporation is reviewing a complaint by a woman who argues she fell while running when her shoelace hooked on the back of her right shoe tab.
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SUED A STORE FOR "ALLOWING" WILD BIRDS TO FLY AROUND IN THE AIR
Rhonda Nichols. She says a wild bird "attacked" her outside a home improvement store in Fairview Heights, Ill., causing head injuries. That's right: o
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SUED AGAINST FAST-GOOD GIANTS FOR BEING FAT
Caesar Barber, 56, of New York City. Barber, who is 5-foot-10 and 270 pounds, says he is obese, diabetic, and suffers from heart disease because fast
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SUED AFTER BREAKING HER ANKLE TRIPPING OVER A TODDLER
In January 2000, Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler wh
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SUED AFTER GETTING STUCK ON THE HOUSE HE WAS ROBBING
In October 1998, A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the g
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WEAK STOMACHS AND GROSS-OUT TV DON’T MIX.
2005, Austin Aitken sued NBC for $2.5 million. He claimed that an episode of “Fear Factor” caused him “suffering, injury, and great pain.” He said tha
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SINCE WHEN WERE HAUNTED HOUSES FRIGHTENING?
2000, Cleanthi Peters sued Universal Studios for $15,000. She claimed to have suffered extreme fear, mental anguish, and emotional distress due to vis
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THANKS BUDDY
A woman dropped some burglar bars on her foot. She claimed that her neighbor, who was helping her carry the bars, had caused the accident.
The
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